This one falls squarely in the “WTF” category, but it’s worth discussing for it’s strangeness alone. You know how when you type something into Google, it automatically suggests a search topic based on what is looked up the most? Well I was googling “Jeff Carter” today (just to look up his stats, I swear!) when I made an interesting discovery…
The top search based on Jeff? “jeff carter girlfriend” Exactly as typed. Being the ever-curious journalist (Ha! Right…) I decided to look into this a bit further, so I searched for “jeff carter girlfriend.”
Turns out there’s a forum called “Jeff Carter’s Girlfriend” and while it is mainly a bunch of anonymous people making fun of each other, I was still intrigued by it’s existence.
A little further down the search page was a question on WikiAnswers: “Does Jeff Carter of the Philadelphia Flyers have a girlfriend?” The answer? “yes.” Well that does it; I’m convinced!
I was mainly amused that so many single ladies (and a few guys too I’m sure) are looking to see if one of the bright young stars of the game is available or not. No better place to pry into a stranger’s life than the internet, right? The following picture was posted on Jeff Carter’s Girlfriend…
Maybe that’s the proof we’re looking for? You know Ritchie is totally wing-manning it for Jeff there too! Either way, here are a few of my favorite comments from the forum:
“oh he is bisexual…that is a fact…believe me.”
“ive been dating jeff since the summer.. he treated me like shit after EVERYTHING i did for him..i loved him with all my heart. We met at avalon it was def. love at first sight, i still dont know what went wrong..Sooner or later ill have to move on.”
“Jeff Carter is HOT and nice and he is probably amazing in bed
Pleeeeaaaase, its always the pretty ones that don’t try all that hard. They think because they’re so hot you should have the privilge of their company. Find yourself a nice fug…he’ll never leave you…”
“he is not dating arielle. arielle is a lame-ass bitch who just wishes. Nice job trying to convince ppl that u r dating jeff carter arielle, too bad it didnt work!”
The horrible grammar and spelling mistakes aren’t mine, and most of these posts are from anonymous people so take it for what it’s worth. Still funny as hell though. Evidently there still is some controversy regarding whether he really is single or not, so if anyone knows for sure definitely fill us in.
Not that I care…or…anything.
