Five errors in one game? All in a night's work for the New York Mutts. (ESPN.com)
This week’s Wednesday’s Worst was really a no-brainer thanks to the general incompetence of the Mets and their fans.
Let’s start with Monday night where the Mets made five errors, Ryan Church missed third on what would have been the go-ahead run in the bottom of the eleventh (prompting this gem from Manager Jerry Manuel: “I can’t explain why or how or anything, but he actually missed the base. To me, it’s hard to miss third base.“), and the Dodger’s scored their winning run on another error that broke up a potential inning-ending double play.
As if all of that wasn’t bad enough there was more finger-pointing from the Met clubhouse after the game, with every Phillie fans’ favorite bumbling idiot Jerry Manuel slamming Ryan Church to the point where he had to come out today and make a statement that there is no rift between him and his starting outfielder.
Then of course there are the Met fans themselves…with one lady in particular getting her arm stuck in a toilet at Citi Field trying to grab her gold tooth that she dropped. This is simply-put a perfect Met fan scenario for several reasons: A.) This woman had a freakin’ gold tooth! Clearly, she is a high-class individual (orrrrr not.) B.) How the hell do you manage to “drop” it in a toilet?!? Was she flossing while on the crapper or something? C.) The fact that she stuck her arm down a TOILET to try to get it back…this woman has no shame I’m tellin’ ya.
The headline from the New York Post story is just as priceless: “MET FAN A ‘POTTY MOUTH’. Whoever came up with that should get a 200% raise!
But you know Omar Minaya should consider signing this chick up to play outfield for the Mets considering she’s so good at dropping things.
Factor in Carlos Delgado’s injury, and a whopping 60 inning home run drought, and you have yourself one bad week for mutt fans AND Wednesday’s Worst.
