Omar: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
**Cue fuzzy white light…dream sequence**
Sportscenter Anchor: Incredible news out of major league baseball today…
Anchor: Now let’s send it to Buster Olney for his take on this big move…
Buster: Without a doubt in all my years of covering baseball, this might be the biggest ripoff I’ve ever seen. How Minaya pulled this off is beyond me. He should be an early candidate for GM of the Year! If they ever came up with a GM of the Century award he’d probably win that too!
Omar: YEAH! I AM THE GREATEST!!!!
Omar: Wait, what’s that noise…
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Willie: OMARRRR!!! WHY DID YOU FIRE MEEE OMAR?!?!?!?
Omar: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
*End dream sequence, Omar wakes up screaming in a cold sweat**
Omar: …AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! Whoa! What a weird dream!
**Feels sheets at his feet**
Son of a bitch! Not AGAIN!
**Knock at the bedroom door**
Omar: Ugh, come in!
Willie: No, seriously Omar why the hell did you do me dirty like that?!? And to replace me with that boob Jerry Manuel…
Omar: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
