
He is clearly better at fishing than playing baseball.
Nestled nice and deep into Andy Martino’s Inquirer column today is a statement that not only is completely erroneous, but reading it will actually make you dumber as a human being. Martino starts off innocently enough…
“One advantage of acquiring [Ben] Francisco is the team no longer needs to rely on Eric Bruntlett as a primary righthanded pinch-hitter.”
Thank God. If Martino stopped the paragraph there we’d have no problems and could go about our day, but he just had to keep going…
“Despite his unimpressive offensive numbers, Bruntlett is a rare and valuable commodity on defense because he can play every position and is the only backup shortstop on the roster.”
Wow…..hold on a sec Andy, are we talking about the same Eric Bruntlett here? First of all, “unimpressive” does not even begin to describe how God-awful he’s been at the plate this season. I’m fairly certain YOU could hit .133 with a .202 OBP. For those of you uninitiated with baseball stat jargon, VORP is “Value Over Replacement Player”, which essentially is the number of runs a player contributes beyond the production of a replacement-level player who is a below average hitter.
Eric Bruntlett’s VORP is -9.6, the worst out of the entire Phillies roster (including THE PITCHERS!) Hell, even Paul Bako hurts the Phils (-4.4) at the plate less than Bruntlett!
“But what about Bruntlett’s defensive versatility?” you may be thinking to yourself. So glad you asked: in 14 starts (56 total appearances) Bruntlett has made three errors, one at second base, one at short, and one in the outfield. Bruntlett sure is versatile: he sucks at every position, not just one. To give you an idea of his true defensive “value” those three errors tie Bruntlett with Jimmy Rollins (98 G, 96 GS), Carlos Ruiz (66, 63), and Jayson Werth (100, 97) despite the fact he plays far less than any of them.
“Well comparing Bruntlett’s defensive abilities to three talented players isn’t fair,” alright then, let’s look at some of his other defensive statistics. As a shortstop (his primary position) Bruntlett has a below average .957 fielding percentage and a horrendous 3.47 range factor. Those numbers don’t get much better at second either (.960, 5.10). I’m not even going to bother getting into his performance in the outfield.
The bottom line is Bruntlett is one of the worst hitters in the league, and he is below average defensively at best. How he continues to get paid to play this game is beyond my understanding, and the fact that he was one of our primary right-handed bats off the bench for over half the season is inexplicable.
“Now that the Phils have Francisco, they do not have to worry as much about asking Bruntlett to perform in a role unsuited to his skill set.”
The only role that suits Bruntlett’s “skill set” is ball boy. Maybe if Andy Martino looked at the numbers instead of making general assumptions about a player’s worth he’d realize that Eric Bruntlett is a double A-caliber liability in red pinstripes.
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