The Eagles fan meter is back! Unfortunately it isn’t all sunshine and roses in Eagles land despite a huge week 1 win over the Panthers. It is looking more and more likely that Donovan McNabb will not play this week, which means only one thing: IT’S KEVIN KOLB TIME IN PHILLY!
I guarantee three-quarters of you just groaned/smacked your heads on your keyboard, but I’m actually somewhat excited to see what the kid can do in his first NFL start. Would I prefer it be against a team like the Niners than the Saints? Of course! Will we win on Sunday? Probably not, but it’s not like the Saints have an incredible defense. Kolb will get his chance to make some plays.
That being said, I’d like to introduce the KEVIN KOLB DRINKING GAME, just in case things do go south on Sunday. Kevin’s action will come first (And the drink penalty/reward will go here, depending on how you look at it.)
**Quick Note: You need to use your own discretion in terms of when you’ve had enough. I don’t want any alcohol poisoning lawsuits on my hands here, folks.**
Kevin completes a pass (Quick sip of your drink)
Kevin overthrows/underthrows a receiver (5 second chug)
Kevin throws the ball away (5 second chug)
– Kevin is pressured and runs for his life the opposite direction before throwing the ball away (6 second chug)
Fox cameras catch Kevin shaking his head/expressing frustration (5 second chug)
Fox announcers mention how high in the draft the Eagles took Kevin (5 second chug)
Fox announcers mention Kevin and Donovan McNabb in the same sentence (6 second chug)
Kevin is sacked (8 second chug)
– If Kevin held on to the ball longer than four seconds on the sack (10 second chug)
—- If Kevin fumbles on the sack (Finish your drink)
Kevin throws an interception (1 shot)
Kevin is replaced by Jeff Garcia (2 shots)
– If it is still the first half when he is pulled (3 shots/cry yourself to sleep)
Kevin throws a TD Pass (2 shots)
– If the TD pass was to someone other than a RB/TE (Hell, make it 3 shots)
—- If Kevin does a Michael Jackson dance after the touchdown (Drink until Joe Buck isn’t annoying)
