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Brad Childress Thinks You’re “Mean-Spirited”

Posted by David Foley On October - 15 - 2009

The Daily News’ Eagletarian blog had an interesting tidbit at the end of a piece about Brent Celek. Evidently Vikings Head Coach/Child-molester mustache connoisseur Brad Childress has a serious problem with Philly fans…

Finally, this nugget from a Q and A with Vikings coach Brad Childress, the Eagles’ former offensive coordinator, from the Baltimore Ravens’ Web site. Childress and he Vikes host his fellow former Eagles assistant John Harbaugh, and the Ravens this week.

Childress was asked what sort of reception former Vikings center Matt Birk could expect upon his return in a different purple uni.

“I don’t know,” Childress said.  ”I don’t think they introduce visiting players on road games. Certainly not like if he would have left Philadelphia, where he might have gotten something thrown at him. I don’t think there will be any foreign objects or anything. I think Matt’s a native of here, and they have a great appreciation and respect for him here in Minnesota. We’re not quite as mean-spirited.

The absolute beauty of that quote is that is comes completely out of left field. Who even brought Philly fans into the equation here Brad? I guess since I’m so “mean-spirited” I’ll need to drop a bit of cold hard truth on your creepy, old, incompetent ass.

Brad, YOU ARE A DISGRACE! EASILY the worst coach in the NFL…nobody has done so little with so much since Ocean’s Thirteen came out. You have one of the best runningbacks in the league…a legendary talent…yet you still insist on letting that piece of sh** Brett Favre throw the ball 33 times a game. Before him it was Tavaris Jackson. TAVARIS FREAKIN’ JACKSON! Someone who has never watched an NFL game before could watch Tavaris play and immediately realize how much he blows, but it took you THREE YEARS!

Sure the Vikings might look pretty good right about now, but believe you me Childress will find a way to blow it for them. I am hoping for a Birds-Vikes playoff game so we can watch Favre throw 40 times, complete barely half his passes, throw a crucial pick at the worst possible time, see Adrian Peterson be woefully under-utilized all game and see the type of God-awful clock management Andy Reid could only dream of.

They’re not BOO BIRDS, they’re BOO TERRADACTYLS! And they are COMING FOR YOU BRAD! In a CONCERTED VOICE OF PROTEST and an incredibly underwhelming site design!

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  • http://nojoshin.blogspot.com/ No Joshin

    Philly fans have a reputaion. Don't try to pretend like he is just coming out of left field to pick on Philly. It's a national stereotype that yall have some of the roughest, most ruthless fans in the nation. Yeah, the Black Hole is up there as well, but he's making a point that we can all see. That point being their fans aren't as rough as in Philly. Wear it as a badge of honor.

  • http://nojoshin.blogspot.com/ No Joshin

    Philly fans have a reputaion. Don't try to pretend like he is just coming out of left field to pick on Philly. It's a national stereotype that yall have some of the roughest, most ruthless fans in the nation. Yeah, the Black Hole is up there as well, but he's making a point that we can all see. That point being their fans aren't as rough as in Philly. Wear it as a badge of honor.

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