Super Bowl Sunday is typically another painful reminder for Eagles fans of how yet another season has come to a horrific end. There is of course one outstanding solution to this problem for those of us 21 or older: alcohol. With that I present the 2010 Super Bowl Drinking Game…the perfect way to keep your Sunday Super!
(Note: Myself and Phinally Philly are not held responsible if anyone gets sick/suffers from alcohol poisoning from following these rules. Scale it down/up depending on your tolerance level nimrod. Also, I do not promote alcoholism, I just mildly embrace it.)
DRINK EVERYTIME…
A CBS announcer declares Drew Brees the second coming of Montana (or just obnoxiously kisses Drew’s ass) — 2 sips
A CBS announcer declares Peyton Manning the second coming of Jesus — 2 sips
A company wastes millions of dollars on a bad Super Bowl ad — 2 sips
A running back is tackled for a loss — 5 sips (Joseph Addai + Pierre Thomas + Reggie Bush = this will happen a lot.)
Phil Simms says something incredibly stupid/asinine — 5 sips
Jim Nantz gets a player’s name wrong – 5 sips (Could be worse…imagine if Joe Buck were doing the game!)
CBS shows another lame ass commercial for the Masters — 5 sips
Someone brings up Freeney or Wayne’s injuries — 5 sips
Eli Manning is on-screen — 7 sips
Archie Manning is on-screen — 7 sips
(If both Archie and Eli are on at the same time finish your drink. If they high five and/or hug down another drink.)
Reggie Bush and the words “explosive” or “amazing” are used in the same sentence — 7 sips (And I’d still take him on the Eagles in a heartbeat.)
Kim Kardashian is on-screen — groan as if you are annoyed to see that bimbo when in reality your eyes are affixed to the screen like your life depended on it because she’s smokin’ hot– 9 sips
A defensive player scores a TD — 9 sips
A “Pierre” scores a TD – 9 sips
Darren Sharper showboats/talks shit/acts like a dick — 1 shot
Jeremy Shockey showboats/talks shit/acts like a dick — 1 shot
MANNING FACE! — 1 shot
Anytime an Eagles player/coach is shown/referenced — 1 shot
(If our Super Bowl loss to New England is brought up finish your drink and cry in the corner for five minutes)
AND FINALLY…THE OBVIOUS ONES…
The Saints bullshit “connection” with New Orleans is brought up — 1 shot
We’ll just call this one the “Hurricane Katrina shot”. Allow me to explain with an example: “After Hurricane Katrina *SHOT!!!* devastated New Orleans…blah blah blah.”
Have any more to add to this list? Let me know in the comments!
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